Currently Listening Essential Clash By The Clash see related

From the: Sit down and shut the fuck up dept.

It appears they have found the the guy who kidnapped those kids from Idaho, so I guess I have to ask why do people feel the need to come to Idaho? I mean the guy was from Fargo North Dakota with a stolen car, and stolen plates. But why Idaho? Don't get me wrong I wouldnt wish anyone what happend to those kids and my hearts go out to them and their family. But why does all the freaky stuff happen in Idaho? Do people just wake up in the morning and say "Hey I am going to go murder a small family and rape 2 small children where should I go? hmmmm northern Idaho sounds good?" man that must be a fun morning conversation to be having with your self. Idaho already has a bad name because of Skin Heads, but lets make it worse by picking a random state department. Granted the guy was a fuckin nut job I got that by reading his blog (his other websites have been removed by his hosting company). one of his ideas for a better society?? Well I am glad you asked,

"The mission of The Fifth Nail is to help in the fight against official propaganda that supports discrimination against classes of people defined by mistakes they made in the past, or might make in the future. It is our position that State Sanctioned Discrimination serves no public interest and in fact creates an even more dangerous class of criminals by denying x-convicts a place in our society, forcing them to feel like outcasts with little to loose.
To this end we strive to educate individuals of their roles in a dynamic and intertwined society and to accept responsibility for that society.."

And who could forget this little gem...

"Sex Offender Registration is State Sanctioned Discrimination."

Man I would really want to live in his little neighborhood

This website has some good information On Joseph E. Duncan III kind of an interesting read.

Thank God Idaho has the death penalty... I think a major thank you needs to go out to the Law Enforcement Agents that arrested him, and should be commended for not finding a reason to shoot him on sight. (Maybe this is why I am not a Police officer)

And one more time, my heart goes out to the Groene family for the pain they must be dealing with as I am sure all of Idaho, and the Nation feels the same way.

And todays quote.... What comes around, Goes Around.

Currently Listening Sex, Love and Rock 'n' Roll By Social Distortion 4. Footprints On My Ceiling see related

From the: People take engineers too seriously dept:

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Currently Listening As Heard on Radio Soulwax Pt. 2 By 2 Many Dj's see related

So I was thinking today about things that piss me off........ so here is the list, like it love it, or leave it... And leave a fuckin message...

Topic 1:

False Testicles for Pets...Yes that’s right for pets...Not for humans that someone who had say...testicular cancer (see Lance Armstrong) but yes for a few hundred dollars Fido can have a pair of Nuticles.....yea Nuticles  so if Fido is still in shock about losing the berries, you can replace them. And I thought nothing of it until I heard about it... something’s I guess are better left unsaid.

2. You ever sit at a left turn signal light that is red...I am sure if you live in one of the unsophisticated areas of the United States that does not have flashing yellow left-turn arrows you will know how I feel.

Yes nothing beats sitting in the hot Idaho sun... for 30 God Damn minutes waiting for the light to turn, when you can see the horizon of the earth, but no.... the light is red and you cant go... Heaven forbid you plow into a car that has not been seen for the last 15 minutes wasting my time, waiting to be car-jacked or t-boned by some Angry and Drunk Trucker. But it would appear that the  Idaho Department of Transportation has nothing better to do than to waste my money on cameras that look for this kind of non sense, luckily the cameras never seem to be able to catch me when I do this, but should they ever, I have quite the response set up for them. I don’t know what it will be, maybe I will go to their offices and have a naked protest outside their offices on State St. in Boise.

3. Religious bumper stickers...(And the people behind the wheels)

You ever notice how the more religious bumper stickers, the more bondo the vehicle has? It is never the flashy pimped out Navigator that has the "Jesus Saves" on it, it is always the grey primer colored Chverolet Vega with three different colored doors that has the "Jesus is my co-pilot" sticker on it. You dont see anything from Atheists.

Yea we have all seen these too. The old people seem to have the ones that say "What would Jesus Do" I know what he would do...he would drive the fucking posted speed limit, and remember to turn his blinker off. I also have to say that I think Jesus would drive American, since we seem to love him so much and hate anything other religion that does not believe in him, I think he would be partial to the people that believe in him the most (Sorry Japan, and Russia) But hey, you old fart pay attention to the road, and yes before I see your bumper sticker, I am hoping you do get ruptured and leave this vehicle un-manned, because you drive like your vehicle like it is unmanned. And I think we would all be safer and better off with you not driving… and talking on your God Damned cell phone while driving at 90 miles an hour down the freeway all while doing your hair at the same time. You think we should be more proactive about keeping these drivers off the street. But no again why waste out money on stepping up patrols for reckless and dangerous drivers but some moron that makes more money than I do seems to decide to add camera to stop lights instead of timing them correctly so at 5:30 when people are leaving work, the light at Overland and Cloverdale could be more fair then those who are going Northbound on Cloverdale.. I sat there for 15 minutes today while some asshole with an “Are you Saved” sticker on the back of his rusted out Ford Courier couldn’t make up his mind which way he wanted to go, and he kept proving that some people should learn how to use their clutches correctly lest they end up backing up into my car.  So I guess my proper response would be… “No Asshole, I am not saved from you and your shitty driving so stop asking”

Another thing I have noticed is people with the little Christian Fish on their cars usually drive the most unpredictably. I mean they drive like God is up there protecting their every move making sure no matter what happens, he will protect the idiot drivers. People in Utah are the worst at this, because they live where the predominate religion believes in God, and his powers of protection, Like he is up there in heaven knowing how they are driving… well hey God if your up there reading this, could you send us some safety helmets and other protective gear so when these morons drive we will be safe, or hey let them die the fiery deaths when they plow into the minivan full of immigrant workers coming back from a long day in the fields….

4.  Banks, and no pen’s…..but with open vaults...

So I went to a bank today, I won’t mention the name, but I walk in and I see that the vault is wide open, but there is no pen at the counter, The Chain is there, but no pen. And I don’t have one, so I go to the other window, and I get a dirty look from the asshole, at the other window like I am intruding on his space, to see if there is a pen, but no there sure isn’t, and no one seems to have a pen around except for the teller, and I get a look like I was expected to bring my own pen to class like I was a senior in high school. So 1.29 of pen not to be found, but yes ladies and gentlemen the bank vault is wide open… no cage no nothing.

5.  Security wrapping on household products.

What am I? fucking four? If I buy a stapler I don’t want to fight with it for 30 minutes. And I sure as hell don’t want to have to use the knife i just bought (That I might mention is in the same safety bubble wrap) it is a never ending struggle. And while we are on the subject of stupid stickers... why do record companies feel the need to label what the CD and Artist is on top of the CD with the impossible sticker? Chances are if I picked it out, I know what CD it is, and i bought it for that reason do you think we could maybe do away with that??

Argh I am going to bed....

-Peace